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21 Things About America That Most Americans Don't Realize.

 

Ever imagined what a 320 pound woman looks like? (That's 145 kg in real money).

What to say next time you are pulled over by a cop....

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet.

The one thing that we never ever had on our table in the fifties .. was elbows!

Fascinating!!

How many did you get right?

A Mans House....

Kids are smarter than you think....

IMPORTANT to REMEMBER that this letter was written by a lady who is a 98 year old woman; DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD!!!?

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.

Hope this helps.

Happy Holidays!

'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'

?????????????

Next time you're in UK....

Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their escape...

Absolutely

The year is 1911 --- One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes!

My Brain hurts....

Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics...

Why camels get the hump!

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

WOW!!

I was just about to make come chips, (That's French Fries if you're from US), when I came across potato. (No pun intended).

Son said to Dad “I'm  Gay.”

The design can be changed to suit the individual buyer.

World's Largest Organ.

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Scroll down for the answer

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Anybody relate to this?


I fail to understand why William and Kate are up in arms about the topless photo, what about this one!!!!???

I don't know what the world is coming to!!!

"List All Dependents"

Great places

An unaccompanied girl walked into Midnight Rock last night and said: "Do you serve single ladies in this bar? "Yes" , I replied, "Which one do you want?"

"SON, YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK UP HITCH-HIKERS, IT'S JUST NOT SAFE TO PICK UP STRANGERS...!!"

Be Careful Out There!

Things people say...

When you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Well, one of my best customers (from Oz) left today, and we had a party last night at Midnight Rock. And what a night!!

A customer came into Midnight Rock last night and ordered a Jack Daniels.

CLICK HERE FOR PUSSY PIC

CLICK HERE FOR CUTE ASS

CLICK HERE FOR SHAVED ASIAN CHICK

CLICK HERE FOR MAN WITH A BIG COCK

Things not to say....

Time wounds all heels.

  THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Nice Butterfly

Never take your eyes off the snake !!!

Good advice to follow

Not All Seniors Are Senile~!

Life  in the Australian Army..

ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES!!

Outside my Lawyers' office

Skydive Danish Style....

How our minds are conditioned.....

One way of settling the bill.....

Beer drinkers, be careful!

Only ugly bitches complain about it.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

Never happened to me....

For two days, it reportedly told the Police, "No comment".

Beer mat - Pubs always serve beer on a little card coaster which advertises the brewery or beer. They make great frisbees and are used for several pub games/jokes/tricks. You'll have to come and visit to find out more.

Retirement can be fun..........

Brief: Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David (the Creative guy) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence...

Animals with character........

Wonders of modern 3D ultrasoundscopy step by step..........

A PILOT WHO HAD A HARD TIME ADJUSTING TO RETIREMENT.......

Interesting trivia about IT for girls....

The Ford Transit first hit the road in 1965.

Your heart beats 101,000 times a day.

Easy to do tax form.

If you're not sure what a 710 is, here's one.

Straight from the Cardiologist.

Sorry if I’ve been ignoring you............

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

Indian version of Bohemian Rhapsody........

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
Deville when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his
Shop.

Hot wheels

Which one was the fastest?

Whatever: This is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!

Yes! It's a Harley!!!

It can get you into trouble.......

We've all been there....

 The Screw??

Heading down your road....

A person's mind and his desk...........

Looks kinda painful!

But to be fair to the Captain....

Bin Laden's Hide out

You Gotta love a true Aussie gentleman!!!!

Karl Marx, considered to be the enemy of American capitalism, accepted a job as the London correspondent of the New York Tribune

Another classic from the boys in blue....

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing
at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

The authorities do not know exactly how many people have been killed warbling “My Way” in karaoke bars over the years in the Philippines, or how many fatal fights it has fueled.

Join them!!

Who says I'm an atheist!

Sounds good....

Pay attention

This about sums it up....

Rockin Dave can read your mind through your monitor...........

How true....

A&M Records – Herb Alpert and Jerry Moss

Read more.....

The Big Bopper (Jiles Perry Richardson, Jr.)  Read more.....

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, released in 1975.

Shit Happens....

When approaching a roundabout aim in whichever direction you want to go and pray. It is essential you jam your bumper into any tiny gap and add as much additional confusion to the situation as possible while continually beeping the horn.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "fuck".

England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

A typical morning conversation in a hotel in Thailand....

"Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."

Here they are.....

Just $1, and it's totally legitimate! I already have mine!

Somethings just never worked out as you planned....

Etiquette in the pub!

Gymnastics for your eyes..............

I now rest my case.........

Oooops!!!

Bushwacked!!

and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled....

I would like to share an experience with you all....


A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory.

When one intends to kill subject 'A' but kills subject 'B' in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject 'B'.

His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed.....

A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...

Something's afoot with this one!!

Q: What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Michael O'Brien who spent ten years in prison after being wrongly convicted of murder, has been charged £37,000 for his lodgings while in jail.


Dear Giovanni

 

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

 How many F's are there?

 

 

Sitting in his villa in Spain is a bloke who had been taking the car park takings for Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years.....

Don't laugh! It's not far from the truth!

Hmmmm

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

Well?????

xxxx

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.

Think of a number between 1 and 10.

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

They fitted tag on my FALSE leg!

Could this be a familiar sight in your high street?

(If you can)

The more you learn to master your instrument, the less likely you are to make a living at it.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

These may come in handy one day

What more can I say?

I don't normally get sentimental, but this really choked me up...

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The 56-year-old married father-of-three had to hold up a pair of Calvin Klein underpants as he denied accusations that he exposed himself to a young woman on a train.

Pity they couldn't find someone who could drive it...

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.........

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence

I've just shot them all!

From a Finnish restaurant, how not to translate!!

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 50's !!!

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