A customer came into Midnight Rock last night and ordered a Jack Daniels. After he drank it he said that he couldn't pay. So he left without paying. The following night he came in again and ordered a Jack Daniels. I told him that we couldn't serve him as he hadn't paid his bill the previous night, whereupon he stated that he had never been in my bar before. I said," Well, in that case you must have a double!" "Thanks" he replied, "I'll have a Jack Daniels".
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A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of Jack Daniels and slams them all down in a flash. He looks at the bartender and orders 3 more and does the same thing. By now the bartender is wondering what is wrong with this guy so he asks him what his problem is. The guy looks up and says ” I don’t have a problem, I’m celebrating my first blow job!”
The bartender looks with a smile and says,” well that’s just great, let me get the next one!”
“No thanks”, says the guy, “if 6 shots won’t wash the taste out, the 7th won’t help either!!!”