Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there?.. I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he just fix the hole in their boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
What do you call male ballerinas?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Is Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why did you try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, the first thing he does is stick his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive quicker?
Who was the first person to roll up dried leaves, set fire to them, and inhale the smoke - and what the heck were they thinking?
Why we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
Why they are called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Who was the person who decided that moldy bread would be good for wounds?