the Zoo Keeper (True Story)

Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park where cars and coaches can park.

There was also a nice bloke with a hat and ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.

This parking attendant worked there for about 25 years, then one day didn't
turn up for work...

Ho hum, say Bristol Zoo management - Better phone up Bristol City Council
and get them to send a new parking attendant......

Err, no, say the Council...That car park attendant is your responsibility....

Err no, say Bristol Zoo the attendant was employed by you, wasn't he....?

Err NO!!!!

Sitting in his villa in Spain is a bloke who had been taking the car park takings for Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years.....


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